Reality star matriarch Kris Jenner had 14-year-old Khloé Kardashian running errands with a fake “government license.”
During the Season 5 premiere of The Kardashians on Thursday, Jenner made a startling confession in a conversation with Khloé and Scott Disick.
While talking about Disick’s son Mason turning 14 in December, Jenner joked that Kardashian had already been driving at that age.
“But you lied to me and said I had a government license, so you’re the one who told me I was allowed to take the kids to school,” Khloé blurted back.
Of course, it’s no surpirse that the Kardashians considered themselves above the law even back then. In most states, you need to be at least 15 and a half and hitting the books in a driver’s ed course to score a permit.
Khloé didn’t specify which children she drove, but she confidently claimed to be a “great driver.”
In a confessional, Kris Jenner admitted she had fabricated a government-issued license in California. However, she insisted that things were “a little bit different” in the olden days of the ’90s.
“Don’t judge me until you walked in my shoes,” she quipped.
Meanwhile, Khloé Kardashian certainly judged Kris Jenner’s actions. She said “a government-issued license is bulls–t.”
“We’re all going to jail,” Khloé added. “She would have had all her kids taken away if this story came out.”
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Khloé doubled down, sharing that she once had to retrieve her mother after a night of drinking at The Standard Hotel in Los Angeles.
“Mom got s–tfaced and it was only her and I,” Kardashian revealed. “I’m driving on the freeway. [Aged] 15. I’m not qualified…Like this is a lot for me.”
Kardashian was a sweating bullets during the drive, with her mom rode shotgun and hung her head out the window. Suddenly, without any warning, Jenner projectile vomited all over the side of the car.
“We’re on the freeway and it shoots back into me,” Khloé recalled, as she likely has to therapists in the past. “I start crying and I go, ‘Mom!!’ And she kept throwing up.”
Kardashian recounted that the vomit spilled all over her outfit, including an expensive coat that originally belonged to her sister Kim Kardashian’s first husband (of three so far), Damon Thomas.
“It was the most expensive thing I ever owned,” she recounted.
More stories of childhood trauma will likely unfold on new episodes of The Kardashians, dropping Thursdays on Hulu.