Is Kate Middleton Missing? Since the unclear announcement of her abdominal surgery, speculation about her whereabouts has soared.
Most recently, the adored Princess of Wales was spotted during the traditional Christmas Day walk to church in 2023. She was joined by her spouse Prince William, and their three children. And then, POOF, Middleton was missing.
On January 16, 2024, Kensington Palace announced that Kate Middleton had undergone surgery at The London Clinic. “The surgery was successful, and it is expected that she will remain in hospital for ten to fourteen days, before returning home to continue her recovery,” the statement read.
“Based on the current medical advice, she is unlikely to return to public duties until after Easter.” Despite reports of her recovering at home, the lack of photographs showing her leaving the hospital or privately taken images has sparked curiosity.
Of course, this means internet sleuths have taken to social media to piece together the puzzle of the absent princess. This has sparked a meme frenzy and mind-boggling conspiracy theories… with tongues firmly in cheeks.
The Mystery of the Missing Kate Middleton: Rumors of Organ Donation and BBL Surgeries Abound
Of course, speculation grew when the palace revealed Prince William’s decision to withdraw from reading at a Service of Thanksgiving for King Constantine of Greece, citing an undisclosed “personal matter” related to Kate’s situation.
Despite this, officials have chosen to stay silent about Kate’s diagnosis, adding fuel to the speculation. Users on X (formerly Twitter) are speculating that Middleton was forced to donate an organ to William.
Others believe the princess is recovering from a Brazilian butt lift. Reportedly, a BBL takes up to three months for recovery. Of course, this fits the time frame of Middleton’s recovery given by Kensington Palace…
“I’m thoroughly enjoying all the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories. I have no interest in the royals but the story about her recovering from donating a kidney to Charles in exchange for becoming queen one day is sending me,” one X user wrote.
In response to the post, another X user wrote, “I’ve just seen a tweet [that] she’s recovering from getting a BBL.”
Sadly, False Sightings Further Muddle the Mystery of Kate Middleton’s Whereabouts
Unfortunately, the mystery of the missing Middleton has also led to a slew of false sightings.
A nation’s lonely eyes beheld the prospect that Kate was spotted at the infamously terrible Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow. However, it appears this is someone’s idea of a sick joke. Reportedly, Kate was NEVER there.
One internet detective is positive that Kate Middleton isn’t missing at all. According to this X user, she’s obviously been enrolled in the Princess Protection Program, as seen in the hard-hitting 2009 film starring Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.
If that’s the case, one could only hope Middleton has found peace in privacy.
Whether this meme frenzy spices up the mystery or just adds another layer of complexity, one thing’s for sure – Kensington Palace has been like a secret agent guarding Kate Middleton’s privacy since the beginning of her surgery.
A flood of Twitter memes isn’t exactly going to prompt the Royal Highnesses to chime in on the “missing” Kate Middleton. However, it’s fun in the meantime.