Rebel Wilson claims she almost had a Monarch’s introduction to the birds and the bees at a drug-fueled bash involving royalty.
In her memoir, Rebel Rising, the actress recounts an invitation to a “tech billionaire’s party” at an expansive ranch located just outside Los Angeles. She was invited by a royal, vaguely described as being “fifteenth or twentieth in line to the British throne.”
The actress, chronicling her journey as a “late bloomer” who maintained her virginity until the age of 35, detailed how an invitation came from a male friend. He relayed that a Royal had urgently requested “more girls” for the party.
Rebel Wilson recounted that the party had a medieval theme. She eas even given a costume to wear for the event. The Bridesmaids alum said the threads transformed her into a “buxom damsel outfit complete with cone hat.”
Rebel Wilson Recounts the Moment She Realized She Was at an Orgy
“The party was insane. Men were jousting on horses in a field, girls dressed as mermaids were in the pool… The property was massive, and because it was quite a drive, people had been assigned rooms to sleep there overnight,” she penned.
Meanwhile, Wilson was doing her best to gain the attention of the royalty in attendance.
“I watch the British royal flounder around whilst I continuously hike up my boobs… There’s a huge private fireworks display and then all of a sudden it’s 2am and a guy comes out with a large tray piled with what looks like a ton of candy,” Wilson wrote.
Wilson recounts that she was unaware the medieval-themed gathering was in fact an orgy until that moment. The candy was actually a tray of “molly” —the street name for MDMA— which was circulated among the guests.
“I turned to the screenwriter I’ve been talking with, confused. He says, ‘Oh, [the Molly is] for the orgy… the orgies normally start at these things about this time.’ ”
After considering his words carefully, Wilson says it all came together.
“Now the comment by the Windsor about needing more girls started to make a lot more sense. They weren’t talking about a boy-girl ratio like it was a year-eight disco. They were talking about an ORGY!”
In her memoir, Wilson expressed a clear lack of interest in being part of any forthcoming events “Needless to say, I hike up my damsel dress and run out of there as fast as I can,” she recalled.