Burns, insults, put-downs, slams — whatever you want to call them, everyone loves a good one. If you're looking for the best of the best, simply turn to some of your favorite movie characters for a plethora of golden zingers. Here are some of the most memorably savage movie burns ever! 

Captain Barbossa,
1. Captain Barbossa, "Pirates of the Caribbean"

"It would be a shame to lose something so fine...so I'll be needing that dress back."

Brick Tamland,
2. Brick Tamland, "Anchorman"

"Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?"

3. Annie, "Bridesmaids"

"Call me when your boobs come in!"  *scoffs* "Call me when yours come in!"

4. "The Sandlot"

"You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!"

Also: "Well you play ball LIKE A GIRL."

Elle Woods,
5. Elle Woods, "Legally Blonde"

"I like your outfit too...except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

6. Tai, "Clueless"

"You're a virgin who can't drive." 

7. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Umbridge: "Potter, do something. Tell them I mean no harm." Harry: "I'm sorry Professor. But I must not tell lies." 

8. Kip, "Napoleon Dynamite"

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

9. Ron, "Anchorman"

"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"

10. Bender, "The Breakfast Club"

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

11. Haldir, "The Lord of the Rings"

[talking about Gimli] "He was so loud we could've shot him in the dark."

12. Billy, "School of Rock"

"You're tacky and I hate you."

13. Minnie, "The Help"

"Eat my shit."

14. Viola, "She's The Man"

"And when my eyes are closed I see you for what you truly are, which is UGLAAAAY."

15. Edmund, "The Chronicles of Narnia"

Susan: "Besides, we could all use the fresh air." Edmund: "It's not like there isn't air inside."

Captain Barbossa,
16. Captain Barbossa, "Pirates of the Caribbean"

"I am disinclined to acquiesce your request. It means no."

17. Westley, "The Princess Bride"

"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

The Wizard,
18. The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"

[talking to the Tin Man] “You clinking clanking clattering collection of collagenous junk!”

Lucky Day,
19. Lucky Day, "¡Three Amigos!"

"You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!"

Police Chief,
20. Police Chief, "The Big Lebowski"

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
21. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, "Full Metal Jacket"

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

22. Plainview, "There Will Be Blood"

[talking down to a crying Eli] "You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece."

23. Buzz, "Toy Story"

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."

Nino Brown,
24. Nino Brown, "New Jack City"

"*SIT* your five-dollar ass down, before I make change."

Ned Pepper,
25. Ned Pepper, "True Grit" (1969)

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

John Fitzgerald,
26. John Fitzgerald, "The Revenant"

Hugh Glass: "You killed my boy."
John Fitzgerald: "Or maybe you shoulda raised a man... instead of some girly little bitch."

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