Burns, insults, put-downs, slams — whatever you want to call them, everyone loves a good one. If you're looking for the best of the best, simply turn to some of your favorite movie characters for a plethora of golden zingers. Here are some of the most memorably savage movie burns ever!
"It would be a shame to lose something so fine...so I'll be needing that dress back."
"Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?"
"Call me when your boobs come in!" *scoffs* "Call me when yours come in!"
"You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!"
Also: "Well you play ball LIKE A GIRL."
"I like your outfit too...except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
Umbridge: "Potter, do something. Tell them I mean no harm." Harry: "I'm sorry Professor. But I must not tell lies."
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
[talking about Gimli] "He was so loud we could've shot him in the dark."
"You're tacky and I hate you."
"Eat my shit."
"And when my eyes are closed I see you for what you truly are, which is UGLAAAAY."
Susan: "Besides, we could all use the fresh air." Edmund: "It's not like there isn't air inside."
"I am disinclined to acquiesce your request. It means no."
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
[talking to the Tin Man] “You clinking clanking clattering collection of collagenous junk!”
"You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!"
"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
[talking down to a crying Eli] "You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece."
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
"*SIT* your five-dollar ass down, before I make change."
"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"
Hugh Glass: "You killed my boy."
John Fitzgerald: "Or maybe you shoulda raised a man... instead of some girly little bitch."