Jaden Smith fancies himself to be quite the philosopher. You might find some of his insightful tweets to be useful, or maybe you'll just laugh at how ridiculous they are.
A Million Apples a Day
Oh man, apple inflation is really accelerating these days, farmers really need to stop printing so many apples or else we'll end up like Zimbabwe. Then we'd have to eat a million apples just to make it through breakfast!
Is this Jaden's explanation of why he capitalizes every word he writes? I don't think I'd be willing to take a Jaden 101 class for my language requirement.
We already know that Jaden loves trees, and he clearly wants to share his love with his sister WIllow. And apparently also Miley Cyrus's younger sister?
This is the epitome of Jaden's quasi-philosophical but totally nonsense tweets. Why a cupcake and why the hashtag Jupiter?
I don't think lowering the bar so that everyone seems smarter is going to work out that well.
So palm readers were right all along! Rats, I should have been paying more attention to what they said.
About a 
The answer is high, you're probably high Jaden. If not then I guess he's just going to have a tough time in college trying to graduate with a major in "undecided."
So Many Books
Wow. This is actually a deep thought. Someone tell us, what is the answer??
Lying to the Mirror
One of the best quotes to ever hit the internet. You know what Jaden, we can't really say you're wrong, but I'm pretty sure this question is meaningless.
I think the words coming out of Jaden's mouth at such a young age are more than enough proof to the contrary.
Happy Arbor Day
Trees probably aren't ever angry either. Or happy, or melancholy, or…
HOW WILL WE EVER GO ON!! Someone probably sold him some 'Diet Water' and he thought the world was over.
Glass Case of Emotion
Clearly there are so many feelings just bubbling and swirling beneath his emotionless face that he could never let people be exposed to them for fear it will overwhelm them.
Ok fine, Jaden is on to something here. Very romantic. I do like the idea of being able to clone myself though by entering into a relationship. Now with 100% more me!
Caged Bird Sings
The late Maya Angelou would disagree; the caged bird sings of freedom.
Either he's calling us really smart, in which case Thanks Jaden!, or else he really thinks our world's leaders are pretty dumb.
I like to take this in a motivational way. Jaden is just trying to remind everyone that they always have more to learn about the world! Or, Will Smith just grounded Jaden and doesn't "Get It."
Jaden sure loves to tweet about trees! This one seems a little worrisome. Maybe he's just really colorblind?