A childhood friend of mine asked me to go to dinner after we ran into each other at a party. I thought this would be great as she had gotten pretty cute since last time I'd seen her and it was all was going well when we were texting. I met her at the restaurant and to my surprise there was a middle aged business looking guy there as well. As soon I sat down both of them tried to recruit me to a one of those pyramid marketing schemes. After I declined and went home I would get texts regularly over the next month asking me what went wrong and why I didn't want to make all this easy money. I'm pretty sure I didn't even get to order dinner as well. (Source)
Took a really pretty girl out on a date. She was 18, I was 22. I'm pretty well known in my small town, so she knew me as a friend of a friend. When I picked her up, the plan was to go to dinner, then back to her brother's place, who was out of town at the time. When I picked her up, she barely spoke to me. I take her to dinner, she orders the most expensive thing on the menu. We go to her brothers, I initiate making out for all of 5 minutes, and she uncomfortably asks me to take her home. Never spoke to me again. Now, why was this weird? My friend, knowing I wasn't prepared to take a hot girl out, gave me Adderall to take beforehand. I'd never taken it, but he assured me it would make me feel more confident. I popped three of the immediate release pills with a red bull 20 minutes before I picked her up. I didn't know why she never called me, but our mutual friend basically said the date went like this, in her words: "He picked me up, and did not let me get a word in. At all. He then takes me to an expensive restaurant, and doesn't order anything but water, which makes me think he is broke but trying to impress me (not true, just wasn't hungry...at all). We then go to my brother's house, he picks a horror movie which I had already told him I didn't like, and before the previews are over, he was kissing me with a mouth drier than desert sand." (Source)
Went out with a dude who was a few years younger than me. At the time, I was late 20s and he was early 20s, so I didn't think much of it. We went to dinner first. After dinner, he wasn't ready for the date to be over yet, so we went driving around. I was driving, but I got the feeling he was steering me someplace specific (hey let's go left here, I don't know what's down this way!) Didn't get a creepy vibe from him at all, and I was the one driving anyway, so I just went with it.
Eventually we ended up near a shopping mall. "Hey let's go in, just for fun, I haven't been to the mall in ages!" K, sure, why not. This is where this began to be the weirdest date of my life. For the next 90 minutes or so, he kept acting like he was walking aimlessly, but then would make a beeline for specific stores. Each time I noticed this, he would just happen to have a friend working in that store right now, isn't that so weird that we'd run into my friend here! After the 3rd time it happened, I really began to feel like I was going on a tour to be introduced to all his friends in an effort to prove that he knew a girl. Finally, we left the mall, and he suggested we stop for ice cream to end the evening. There was a Cold Stone Creamery nearby and I suggested it. No, he wanted to head back toward the restaurant where he'd left his car. Okay, reasonable enough. If you guessed that he wanted to go to a Dairy Queen where two of his buddies worked, you are way better at predicting things than I was. (Source)
He was a lab partner in college, he asked me out, we met for dinner. He locked eyes with me over his salad and told me he thought I was "as beautiful as Hitler's niece". I could not look less like her, but okay. He was a little intense and a good deal larger and stronger than I, so I texted a girlfriend to meet me at the bar across the street so I'd have an excuse to run after our date ended. He then described to me how he thought I'd be "exquisite while pregnant" and how he'd searched "so long for a woman so compatible with his genes and heritage", rolling his sleeve to expose a swastika tattoo. It was then I excused myself to the ladies' and noped out the kitchen into the waiting arms of my best friend. I had to change my number, he was so insistent. (Source)
I went on a date with a guy I had met online. He wanted to meet for drinks, so I went to the pub and waited. He showed up 20 minutes late on his bicycle, proceeded to come into the bar and down two pints after giving me a point and a wink. I overheard him tell the waitress to "put it on his tab" and then he came over to the table with another beer. He proceeded to tell me about his two boys (no mention of them in our previous conversation) and how his mom wanted to take them all to Disney World. He told her that would be too expensive, so he left his boys at home and he and his mom went to Disney World instead. Then he proceeded to tell me that he rode his bike everywhere because after his sixth DUI, "those dumbass cops" took his license away. He mocked me for drinking water, then in his next breath told me that he could really see falling in love with me. In 20 minutes, I got about ten words out, and most of them were me telling him I had to go. I later found out that he worked for a friend's father, and that he was married. (Source)
Got a call from a friend of a friend who I thought I'd met once before, asking if I wanted to go out tomorrow (Saturday) night. Sure. Went out to her place about 40 mins away. Realized upon arrival that I didn't actually know her name. Had dinner, talked, made out a bit, talked about going out again, made out some more, called it a night at around 1am. Tried several ways to get her to reveal her name, to no avail. Dropped her off at her place, drove home, went to bed.
Realized the following morning that she had never spoken my name either, not on the phone or in person. Further realized that I didn't have her phone number. Called mutual friend to ask for her number. Mutual friend had no idea who I was talking about. Gave him address of girl. Said he didn't know anyone from that town and the address wasn't familiar.
Never heard from her again. (Source)
The first time I dated someone from Tinder, the date turned out to be a recruiting event for one of those Costa Coffee pyramid scams. Apparently the guy was missing his quota so he used Tinder as a recruiting tool. Unfortunately for him, I realized quickly what it was and left ASAP. F_ck that guy. (Source)
Date was dinner and a movie with a girl. We got the movie time wrong so went to dinner first. After ordering she starts looking at her phone a lot and has this weird look on her face. I ask what's wrong she says her cat has gone missing. She goes outside to make a phone call and comes back 5 mins later saying we have to go. I get our food boxed and pay the bill. I drive her back to her dorm and she runs inside with no good bye. I shrug it off and go eat my boxed cold dinner. Later that night I check Facebook and see her on a date with another guy. I send her a message asking how her cat is. (Source)
Have been talking to a guy he invites me over mid-day to watch a movie. I say fine, head to his place. I knock and wait at the door to apartment for like 5 minutes, check text message to make sure I have the right place. He invites me in and tells me he needs to finish something on the computer. He proceeded to ignore me for like another 30 minutes while playing League of Legends on the computer it was so awkward. Bonus weird points he shared a bedroom with his sister in a small apartment. I understand I was a broke college student but this guy had a job as a charge nurse at a local hospital he was very socially awkward. Definitely weirdest first date. (Source)
Went with a junior friend of mine to a Lindsay Stirling concert prior to the concert. She came over to my house earlier than I expect so it was just me and her and my little bro in the house. This was the first time I had a girl over over without my parents home. Actually it was the first time I had a girl over ever. Like the player I was I ended up calling my mom 10 min before she came over because I was at a loss for what to do. To this day they still joke about me calling my mom asking what for her advice on what to do with a girl mostly alone (Source)
He invited me over for a movie night. Got to his apartment door. Saw that it was slightly open but I knocked anyway. He said to just come on in. Walked in to a completely dark apartment with nothing but candle light. I hear water, glance over to the bathroom that is directly next to the entrance and see him in the tub naked. He invites me to join him. I show myself out...He was so arrogant in his approach that it apparently never occurred to him that his plan was just plain weird. (Source)
I went to the cinema with a school friend. At this point I didn't even know it was meant to be a date. Afterwards he asked if I wanted to play some games at his place. So I said yes. As soon as I walked into his front room I was met with about 8 of his family members. He had invited over most of his family to meet me. They all believed I was his girlfriend, and that we had just come back from a date together. I felt very uncomfortable, and couldn't bring myself to tell them that we weren't actually boyfriend/girlfriend. (Source)
Went to a Japanese steakhouse. Date heckled the chef and threw pieces of food at the next table. She pissed off the chef so much he doused her plate and set it on fire, then walked away. Plate was completely engulfed in flames. Weirdest date ever, couldn't wait to get away from her. (Source)
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