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Lightning Strikes and This Boy is Toast
Lightning Strikes and This Boy is Toast

"We were getting back to the cabins after coming out of the lake swimming because the weather was getting nasty. As we got our stuff and were walking back we heard the loudest sound/boom ever (still remember it to this day, I still have a phobia of lightning/thunder) and a white flash. We saw it hit a huge tree next to us and we all bolted to the cabin as fast as possible. The staff did a head count and my camp-buddy Jonathan was missing. The head staff girl ran out to look for him. Sure enough, he was lying on the ground next to the tree which was missing a few branches and smoldering. Girl brings him back to the cabin, does CPR, etc etc. Most of us were still literally in shock/crying. I was mainly frozen in fear and amazement at the same time."

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He Was Horrified to See the Knife Plunge Into Her
He Was Horrified to See the Knife Plunge Into Her

"Working as a security officer at Six Flags in 2008, when I was 18. I would always find people in areas they were not allowed to be in. Usually some teenagers messing around or people trying to get it in at the time. So I got used to watching the pathways to these areas because I could catch people before they got into the place. So I saw this young looking couple starting to sneak back into a area all smiling and laughing. I start to make my way to follow them, I eventually get into the pathway and cannot seem to find them. I start to hear muffled sounds from around a corner. I walk around the corner to find the guy with a pocket knife plunged into this 21 year old girls stomach. Immediately I run over and tackle to guy and secure the knife. Turns out they were a couple and the guy was mad at how she looked at some other guy in the park. I will never forget the scumbag's face."

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His Friend Tapped Into His Inner Lion
His Friend Tapped Into His Inner Lion

"Once I slept in my friend's living room but needed to take a piss. In my drunken haze, I mistook the guest room as the bathroom. I opened the guest room and there was my friend... Wearing nothing but boxers and a motorcycle helmet, kneeling down with his one arm extended out, reciting lion king's 'Circle of Life' speech to someone on webcam. I shut the door and acted like nothing happened."

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Their Bathroom Stall Game Caused a Real Stink
Their Bathroom Stall Game Caused a Real Stink

"In high school we had a special education class, the only one in the entire district, so we had a high concentration of those with mental deficiency to varying degrees. While they had special classes, they shared classes like gym, art and drama with everyone else. There were two kids who always hung out together, not exactly sure what was wrong with them but they acted flamboyant with the mentality of a 5 year old. It was to the point that one wouldn't go to the washroom without the other, and for the most part teachers would allow this knowing they would have tantrums. Midway through science class I get up to take a leak. I go into the washroom and see both of them spiderman'd up on top of the toilet stall taking dumps from orbit. I'm in shock, thinking what the fuck, one of them makes eye contact and panics. He loses his footing, falling into the shit crescendo. Then it happens. The other guy starts dropping shit orbital strikes onto his fallen comrade, laughing like a maniac."

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Her Child's Wrong Use of THIS Word Made Her Panic
Her Child's Wrong Use of THIS Word Made Her Panic

"Not insanely shocking, but... I was in PHL flying home after Hurricane Irene (2011) left me stranded for a couple days. I was standing in line at security when this little boy began excitedly exclaiming, 'I'm a terrorist' while he giggled. His mother began to panic and hurriedly hushed him saying, 'No no no baby, we are tourists, tourists. That's not funny in this country.'"

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Her Jaw Dropping Confession Left Him Speechless
Her Jaw Dropping Confession Left Him Speechless

"My old college roommate had a sister. We were passing through his hometown on the way back to LSU after a weekend at my home. We stopped to see her, and during casual conversation, standing there holding her one year old son, she shows us her mastectomy scar, and says 'Mom is really pissed, but I had a good reason.' Neither of us asked her to elaborate, and the conversation continued, but she kept working back around to 'I had a good reason,' 'I had a good reason.' Finally when it became apparent that we weren't going to ask, she says 'See the thing is me and Bill are swingers, and for a while we were afraid that he wasn't the father.' Jaw fucking dropped. I'd met this girl exactly once before this day, and she drops this bomb right in front of me. So by unspoken agreement I never mention this to my roommate again, and he of course doesn't either."

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The Shower Stall Door Opens...and He Sees Bubbles and More
The Shower Stall Door Opens...and He Sees Bubbles and More

"I was camping near the mountains with friends. The camp-site we stayed in had bathrooms we could shower in but there was only one stall in both male and female bathrooms. So my friend proceeds to go have a shower while I wait for him. I sat down on a tree-stump where I could see the doors of each shower. I notice a bunch of bubbles coming from the female shower. The door slowly opens to show an elderly couple naked and covered in bubbles. The elderly man put his finger to his mouth and then smiled. He closed the door slowly and I heard some heavy grunt and shrieks while I ran away."

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Crude Behavior Makes Clerk Doubt Life in the Big City
Crude Behavior Makes Clerk Doubt Life in the Big City

"A few years ago, I had to work at a sketchy gas station in a sketchy part of town. (We were locked behind bullet proof glass, there was a safe room behind the counter and we occasionally had cops respond to a call and then just stay there for the rest of the overnight shift, because the cop felt we needed her/him). Basically, I was extremely poor and this was the only place that had called me back when I was applying for jobs. I got lucky and mostly worked the day shifts. One day, in the middle of the day, we're slow and I'm staring out the window counting down the hours until my shift ends and I see a large, crazy looking lady wearing a tiny little skirt and a ripped tank top. She grabs a shred of newspaper off the ground, squats, pisses, rubs the newspaper down there and throws it down. We had an outside cooler of popsicles that people would grab and then pay for inside (rarely did they get paid for, I dunno why we had them outside, we must have lost a lot of money). Anyways, she goes up that cooler, grabs a popsicle, unwraps it and alternative shoves it in her mouth and her vag, cat-calling every gent who walked within a 20 foot radius. ...I called the cops on her, but for a good five minutes I stood there watching her, wondering what the fuck my life was coming to and whether or not living in this city was worth it."

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This Dentist Was Drilling Something Besides Teeth
This Dentist Was Drilling Something Besides Teeth

"I used to work for a commercial property management company as a Facilities Manager. I show up to one of our properties (a dentist's office) to make sure the previous tenant had moved everything out. I show up and the doors are locked and the lights are out just as I was expecting. I open the door and hear some kinda jazz music coming from the back of the office. I make my way back and see a light shining underneath one of the doors. I shout 'HELLO!?!' and I hear a woman scream. Just as I am reaching forward the door swings open. There is the former tenant (a dentist), standing there without a shirt on and obviously oiled up. The room he is in is filled with candles, a freaked out woman, and some sort of sex table. I ask him if he needs another hour or so. He nods. I go get a beer. They are gone when I get back."

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His Mom Begged Him to Not Tell His Dad THIS
His Mom Begged Him to Not Tell His Dad THIS

"Me and the cross country team were going on a run at a public park with an elementary school 200 yards or so away. There was a mowed field behind the school and we were bored so we decided to run back there. We came across two people full out banging in the middle of the field within full view of the school. This was fifteen minutes or so after school had dismissed and there were still some students around the school. The woman's child was standing right there asking to go home while the mom was begging her son to not tell dad."

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Co-Worker Discovers Another Way to Enjoy Beef
Co-Worker Discovers Another Way to Enjoy Beef

"I worked in a meat processing business over the summer. Long story short I walked into the freezer and found an employee having his way with a severed cow's head."

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Desperate Woman Chooses an Awful Birth Control Remedy
Desperate Woman Chooses an Awful Birth Control Remedy

"About 11 years ago I was a firefighter & EMT for a smaller city adjacent to Gary, IN. I was on my first ride along after I had passed all of my certifications. I was prepared for decapitations, people falling into wood chippers, etc. What I wasn't prepared for was a young, gorgeous woman who decided to dump a glass full of Drano drain cleaning gel into her vagina because her thugged out, worthless boyfriend didn't pull out when he came. He also bailed before the cops showed up because he had active warrants and owed a shit ton of child support to other women... Regardless... The sight, smell and atmosphere in the apartment was all just horrible. It was at that moment I realized how stupid the world can be. There was froth, blood and ooze everywhere down there. I had to take her vitals while the paramedic packed her cavernous, oozing blood-chasm with gauze. She was in immense pain and eventually passed out at one point. But seriously... Putting Drano Gel (concentrated sulfuric acid) in/on your genitals to 'kill the sperm' has to be my top most shocking thing I've seen someone do."

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Grandpa Preacher Studies Sinful Behavior So He Can...
Grandpa Preacher Studies Sinful Behavior So He Can...

"Catching my ultra religious preacher grandfather watching porn was pretty traumatic."

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Driver Has a Full Seizure at the Worst Time
Driver Has a Full Seizure at the Worst Time

"Saw a guy having a seizure behind the wheel. That was shocking. Pulled in front of his car (he was in oncoming traffic at this point), honked at people to GTFO of the way. Eventually his car went into a parking lot and bumped into a car. We got out and called 911."

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He Secretly Watched His Aunt Handle an Explosive Situation
He Secretly Watched His Aunt Handle an Explosive Situation

"I cut the grass at my aunt and uncles house and usually ride my bike there because I use his mower. I'm in the shed messing with the mower when my aunt pulls into her driveway. The house is set back off the road and the shed isnt visible from the where they park. I start walking over to her car to say hello when she comes out of the car like she was shot out of a cannon and rip her pants down and proceeds to have explosive diarrhea in the driveway. I quietly went back into the shed and closed the doors and hid until she went inside. I hopped on my bike and got the hell out of there as quietly as possible."

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Druggie Parent Believes Strongly in Educating His Kid
Druggie Parent Believes Strongly in Educating His Kid

"Guy shooting heroin on the bus with his kid beside him who was only about 6 years old and full of questions about the whole process. Father was more than happy to explain where the liquid was going."

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Father Shoves His Daughter Into Harm's Way to Collect...
Father Shoves His Daughter Into Harm's Way to Collect...

"Saw a man shove his daughter in front of an MRAP (Really big armored truck) to get the compensation the US gives out for harming civilians and property. Daughter survived due to 3 weeks of medical support provided by ISAF except she lost her big toe."

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