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Pick a Random State and Get Ready to Troll
Pick a Random State and Get Ready to Troll

"When visiting Anchorage, Alaska, this random old dude walked up to me and said 'Didn't I run into you once in Nebraska?' I said 'Nope, I've never been to Nebraska'. His reply: 'Neither have I! Must have been two other people!' I got trolled" (Source).

Cheery Canadian Spots an Outsider
Cheery Canadian Spots an Outsider

"I was walking around Montreal one day (I'm American) minding my own business and not saying anything, and someone passing me smiled and said 'Welcome to Canada!' How the hell do they always know?!" (Source).

They Must Have Special Super Powers That Only He Sees
They Must Have Special Super Powers That Only He Sees

"A homeless man once told my two friends and I that it was our destiny to save the world. We assured him that we were working on it, and he left happy" (Source).

His Head Got Bonked by a Known Delicious Flying Object
His Head Got Bonked by a Known Delicious Flying Object

"I was riding my bike when I was 13 or so. I never wore a helmet, like many rebellious 13-year-olds. A guy (30's or so) rode by on a big mountain bike and yells 'You should wear a helmet, you never know when you'll be hit with a UFO'. As I turned to make some kind of response, I was hit, albeit not very hard, in the head with an unopened Star Crunch. To this day I have no idea why this happened to me" (Source).

Teens Approach a Nervous Kid and Give Him…
Teens Approach a Nervous Kid and Give Him…

"When I was a kid I was walking to the store by myself when a group of teenagers started laughing and approached me. I got a little nervous since I was alone. One of the teenagers said 'here kid, you can have this'. It was a dollar. He gave it to me and his group just kept walking. No idea why it happened. Didn't seem to be tainted in any way, it was just a regular old dollar. Went to the store and got candy. Woo" (Source).

Old Man Enjoys Handing Out Wiener Dogs
Old Man Enjoys Handing Out Wiener Dogs

"In a restaurant while waiting for a meal when I was 8 or so, an old man walked up to me and asked if I would like a hot dog before my meal. Halfway through saying no he handed me a picture of a tiny wiener dog on a hot dog bun. It completely made my day" (Source).

Now He Must Learn the Secret Soul Handshake
Now He Must Learn the Secret Soul Handshake

"An elderly African-American gentleman told me to 'stay black'. I'm white but I took it as a compliment from one soul brother to another" (Source).

Nobody Wants to See an Old Guy Pop Out THIS
Nobody Wants to See an Old Guy Pop Out THIS

"Old guy comes up to me and says 'Wanna see me pop out my glass eye?'. Naturally I am caught off guard and all I can come up with is 'No,that's okay'. He says 'Good because I don't have a glass eye. I always ask and no one has taken me up on the offer yet. Don't know what I would do if they did.' Old guys are the best" (Source).

Redhead Gets Help Finding Mr. Just Okay
Redhead Gets Help Finding Mr. Just Okay

"I was walking out of the grocery store when a middle aged man approached me and said something like 'Do you know that redhead that lives around here? You should meet her. I mean, you're not the worst'" (Source).

Some People Have a Strong Tepee Vibe
Some People Have a Strong Tepee Vibe

"In NYC a bum came up to me and said 'man, what the white man did to your people was terrible. I love those tepees you live in though'. My response was 'hey man, I'm Indian. You know, like from India. I'm not Native American' His reply 'man, I'm f--ked up. You looked like a tepee type of guy'" (Source).

Angry Homeless Guy Uses Rainbow Candy to Get Even
Angry Homeless Guy Uses Rainbow Candy to Get Even

"Walking through downtown Chicago one evening, I was asked for change by a bum as I walked past him. I informed him that I had no change and continued on my way. A second or so after passing him, I heard 'TASTE THE RAINBOW, A--HOLE!!!' and was almost simultaneously pelted by a handful of Skittles. Its one of my fonder memories of interaction with a homeless person" (Source).

Is She Psychic, or Was It a Lucky Guess?
Is She Psychic, or Was It a Lucky Guess?

"I was once walking down the street when an old woman who was walking past me said 'Don't worry John, everything's going to be O.K.' and kept on walking without turning back as I stood there thinking 'what the f--k?' to myself. I had never met her before in my life yet she knew my name" (Source).

Real Life Shaggy Makes Him Smile
Real Life Shaggy Makes Him Smile

"I was standing around waiting for my ride home at the university I went to. I must not look happy when I'm standing alone because this guy who looked like Shaggy from Scooby-doo said 'Hey man you dropped your smile' as he walked past me and pointed to the ground. He kept walking like nothing had ever happened. It did make me smile a bit though" (Source).

Bring Me Your Tired, Grumpy and Hungry Fast Food Customers
Bring Me Your Tired, Grumpy and Hungry Fast Food Customers

"The other day at Burger King, the line was pretty long, and this dude mumbled behind me, 'It's like the Ellis Island of fast food'" (Source).

Be Mindful of That Book Curfew, or Else…
Be Mindful of That Book Curfew, or Else…

"I was walking home from the library at about 9:30 one night and I passed a group of teenagers. One of them looked at me and said, 'Isn't it a little late for books?'" (Source).

What Happens When Old Guys Yell at Clouds Too Much
What Happens When Old Guys Yell at Clouds Too Much

"I walked out of a little county store once and some old guy was sitting in a chair by the front door and yelled at me 'HEY BOY, WHATCHA DOIN?!' I turned around and yelled back 'I'M GOING HOME!' and he yells 'ALRIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD!'" (Source).

The Secret Life of a Brad Pitt Lookalike
The Secret Life of a Brad Pitt Lookalike

"I was in Washington D.C. visiting a friend, and we decided to go out on the town to acquire a nice buzz. Needless to say we were a tad inebriated and got separated. I met some pretty girls while on the street and decided to follow them. I soon found myself at an all black club (I was the only white guy) with everyone looking at me. I stepped outside where I overheard two guys making fun of me saying, 'check out his Brad Pitt lookin'-a--'. So drunkenly I approached them and asked if they had a problem. They both chuckled, asked me if I was from out of town, gave me a hit of the blunt they were smoking, and then proceeded to give me $5.00 saying, 'welcome to D.C.'. A truly strange yet awesome experience" (Source).

Maybe This Cop Loves Beer and Harry Potter
Maybe This Cop Loves Beer and Harry Potter

"Just the other day I was walking along in a small town and a law enforcement officer walked up to me and said 'You look like you know how to mix up some potions. Could you brew me an ale? Hahaha.' and then walked off" (Source).

He’s a Big Cat Woman Fan
He’s a Big Cat Woman Fan

"Walking out of a Starbucks, get approached by a guy, 'Hey kid. How many cats you got?'
I was too surprised to say I didn't own any pets and managed a 'wwhat?' He points back into the coffee shop and says, 'How many cats?' 'I... I didn't see any cats in there.' 'You sure?'
At this point, a cute girl walks out with her coffee. Stranger guy goes apesh-t. 'HEY KITTY! YEAH, YOU! MEOW MEOW KITTY CAT!' I got the f--k away so fast" (Source).

Is He Getting a Warning from the Future?
Is He Getting a Warning from the Future?

"Freshman year of college I was leaning against a wall on Haight Street smoking a cig. It was the middle of the day and the 2 girls I was with had gone into some girly store to shop, so I was doing the manly 'lurk outside the store looking bored' thing when a homeless guy walks past. Now homeless people are a common sight in San Francisco so I didn't think much of him, until he spoke to me. He looked right at me and said 'Keep leaning against that wall and you'll turn out just like me man'. The bum looked exactly like me. I swear on my life it was like looking in a mirror that aged my face 20 years. The guy disappeared into the crowd singing some little song, and I was left standing speechless until my friends came out of the store" (Source).

His Coffee is Smoking Hot
His Coffee is Smoking Hot

"Not that random but when I worked at a coffee shop an 80ish year old man took a sip and went 'DAMN! This coffee is hotter than my wife!' and it was pretty funny" (Source).

This Beanie Wearing Guy is So Deep
This Beanie Wearing Guy is So Deep

"I was in the supermarket and there was a guy in a beanie and aviator glasses just standing there next to the meat section. I passed him a couple times before he turned to me and said:
'I'm flying in the sky of imagination'" (Source).

Pick-up Expert Teaches Apprentice How to Smooth Talk the Ladies
Pick-up Expert Teaches Apprentice How to Smooth Talk the Ladies

"I was a cocktail waitress at my parents bar and one night an older gentleman smiled at me and I politely smiled back. I gave him his drinks and he lightly took both of my hands and looked me square in the eyes and said 'You look so beautiful tonight. Any man would be lucky to have you'. My knees almost buckled I was so swooned. As I was walking away with an awkward smile on my face I heard him say to his friend. 'See, that's how it's done'" (Source).

He May Need a Super Strong Beard Shaver
He May Need a Super Strong Beard Shaver

"Once I was at a movie theater with my friends. We gave our tickets to the scraggly looking ticket taker, and he said in a slow dreamy voice. 'Always beware the man with....three beards.' I told him I'd keep an eye out, and we walked off. If I ever see a man with three beards, I will probably take off running" (Source).

He Leads His Flock to the Divine Sandwich Vendor
He Leads His Flock to the Divine Sandwich Vendor

"I was at the Bonnaroo music festival, wandering back to my camp site when a shirtless man (looking not unlike white jesus) starts walking straight at me from a distance. Following at a short distance behind him is a group of people (looking not unlike a throng of disciples). When the shirtless man reaches me he raises one hand to stop and silence his followers, then rests that handon my shoulder, looks me in the eyes and shouts 'NOTHING GOES IN MY BODY BUT DRUGS AND HAM SANDWICHES!' A great cheer erupts from his followers, he bows a little, and continues on his way" (Source).

Bus Bully Comes THIS Close to Getting Whacked
Bus Bully Comes THIS Close to Getting Whacked

"I have a Russian one for you. I was riding the city bus a few years back and me being an average height scrawny male found myself getting picked as usual. This large Tongan tried to talk me into fighting him when the bus got to his stop. A Russian, I sh-t you not with a scar on one eye turns to me and in a calm controlled voice says, 'Do you want me to kill him for you?' I regretfully said no but that was the closest thing to having a mans life in my hands that I've ever experienced" (Source).

That Guy Who Looks Like Gandalf Made Her Smile
That Guy Who Looks Like Gandalf Made Her Smile

"I was standing outside a Barnes and Noble in New York City, sad about something that I can't remember. Apparently I was slouching or something because a man walking by stopped and said, 'Stand up straight and smile, you're pretty'. When I looked up to see he is face I sh-t you not, the man was Ian McKellen (Gandalf, Magneto). I was too shocked to say anything, all I could do was smile and he walked away" (Source).

He Sticks His Arm Out to the Runner and Says…
He Sticks His Arm Out to the Runner and Says…

"I was running in the city and a guy stuck his arm out of the window and yelled, 'High five for exercise!' So I swerved toward him and gave him a high five. He exclaimed, 'I love this lady!'" (Source).

Fan Meets Social Media Celebrity, and Promptly Blows It
Fan Meets Social Media Celebrity, and Promptly Blows It

"I was in Islands of Adventure and I got recognized by somebody for my tumblr account. 'Hey! You're that Ravenclawdia girl!' 'Yeah! Hi! What's up?' 'I'm a big fan of your cooking!' They just walked away after that. I... I don't even cook?" (Source).

Angelic Kiss Saves a Life
Angelic Kiss Saves a Life

"'I got kissed by an angel this morning', said an old man sitting at a bench. It turns out that phrase saved my life. Just as I paused to think and laugh at what he said, an SUV lost control of itself, hurtled towards me as I was just about to cross the street. I was able to jump away.
If I didn't pause, the SUV would have hit me head on" (Source).

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