"Arnold Schwarzenegger went to Iraq for a troop morale thing and ended up having lunch with my dad. It was my birthday, so my dad asked if Arnold would call me. Except, lunchtime in Iraq is REALLY really early in the morning in the US. My mom woke me up, handed me the phone, and I was soooooo tired that I thought my dad and some of his drunk slurring friends were out partying and screwing around. The slurring being his accent of course.
My mom laughed at me, took the phone back, and only told me who it was when I got out of bed the next morning. Sorry for thinking you were some drunk, GovSchwarzenegger" (Source).
"My mom found Paris Hilton incognito in an airport, came to find me, brought me to a tiny lady in a hoodie and big sunglasses in the middle of the airport, goes 'hi are you Paris Hilton?' Then pushed me in front of her and said 'here, say hi to my son!' Like I was a weird birthday gift or something. She said 'sup' I said 'sup' then she did this weird little laugh. Then my mom goes 'okay bye!' That was my sad and awkward meeting with Paris Hilton in an airport" (Source).